I'm Running Out of Ideas

Q: Why does it take longer to make a blonde snowman?
A: You have to carve out the head.                                                    

Wow, I Need more Jokes

Q: Why don;y blonde know how to make ice cubes
A: they don't know the recipe.

Yay! Another One!

When a blonde heard that 90% of crimes are at home, she moved.

Don't Break the Law

            There was a blonde, a brunette, and a ginger they all went to a bar underage. Then the police showed up so they all hid in potato sacks. When the officer kicked the bag the ginger was in she said “woof” so the officer thought she was a dog. Then once the officer kicked the brunette’s bag she said, “meow” so the cop thought she was a cat. But, when the bag the blonde was in was kicked she said “potatoes”

Here's Some Jokes

1. There was a blonde and a brunette were walking down the sidewalk. the brunette says "Hey look a dead bird." The blonde looked up and says "Where,where?"

2. Well, there was this blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. So one evening she went home and memorized all the state capitals.

Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement,

"I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do...I memorized all the state capitals."

One of the guys, of course, said "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?"

"N", she answered.
3. A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if his he's got his lights on. The blonde replies "Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No"

Enjoy!

I'm sorry but for the next two days will not post anything on my blog due to me going camping :)
Anyway heres somes jokes for today.

1. A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

2. There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

3. Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.

Have Fun!

1. There was a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. If they lie they pop.

The redhead said: "I think i'm the most beautiful girl in the world!" She popped
The brunette said: "I think i'm the most helpful person!" She popped
The blonde said: "I think..." She Popped.

2. There was a blond a red head and a brunete. who are stranded on a island 20 miles awy from a city
the Redhead swims 10 miles gets tired and drowns,
the brunete swims 15 miles gets tired and drowns,
the blonds swims 19 miles and gets tired and swims back.

3. Blondes get fed up with being called stupid, so 500 of them meet up and start a rally. At this ralley a man picks a random blonde and tells her to answer math. The first question was 2+2=? she answerd 5 and then all the blondes said give her another chance! So she got another chance. This question was 4+2=? she answerd 5 and then all the blondes said give her another chance! For the last time she had a chance the question was 3+2=? she answerd 5 and then all the blondes said give her another chance!