Don't Break the Law

            There was a blonde, a brunette, and a ginger they all went to a bar underage. Then the police showed up so they all hid in potato sacks. When the officer kicked the bag the ginger was in she said “woof” so the officer thought she was a dog. Then once the officer kicked the brunette’s bag she said, “meow” so the cop thought she was a cat. But, when the bag the blonde was in was kicked she said “potatoes”