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Thursday, May 19, 2011
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1. There was a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. If they lie they pop.
The redhead said: "I think i'm the most beautiful girl in the world!" She popped
The brunette said: "I think i'm the most helpful person!" She popped
The blonde said: "I think..." She Popped.
2. There was a blond a red head and a brunete. who are stranded on a island 20 miles awy from a city
the Redhead swims 10 miles gets tired and drowns,
the brunete swims 15 miles gets tired and drowns,
the blonds swims 19 miles and gets tired and swims back.
3. Blondes get fed up with being called stupid, so 500 of them meet up and start a rally. At this ralley a man picks a random blonde and tells her to answer math. The first question was 2+2=? she answerd 5 and then all the blondes said give her another chance! So she got another chance. This question was 4+2=? she answerd 5 and then all the blondes said give her another chance! For the last time she had a chance the question was 3+2=? she answerd 5 and then all the blondes said give her another chance!
The brunette said: "I think i'm the most helpful person!" She popped
The blonde said: "I think..." She Popped.
2. There was a blond a red head and a brunete. who are stranded on a island 20 miles awy from a city
the Redhead swims 10 miles gets tired and drowns,
the brunete swims 15 miles gets tired and drowns,
the blonds swims 19 miles and gets tired and swims back.
3. Blondes get fed up with being called stupid, so 500 of them meet up and start a rally. At this ralley a man picks a random blonde and tells her to answer math. The first question was 2+2=? she answerd 5 and then all the blondes said give her another chance! So she got another chance. This question was 4+2=? she answerd 5 and then all the blondes said give her another chance! For the last time she had a chance the question was 3+2=? she answerd 5 and then all the blondes said give her another chance!